begging u please take pity on me right now i'm literally sooooooo sick it hurts to look at a screen i'm suffering so bad but i know i gotta get this done :[[[[[ you wanna know what happened? who did this to me? fucking church bulletins from the 40's. THAT'S why i'm so fucking sick. what kind of fucking bullshit is that. my ass is fucked uppppppppp can you believe that it's so evil. agh ouugh etc etc. i hope this letter makes it easier to gift me stuff if u want to, at least!! at least a little bit

so that battleship huh

i'm pretty sick rn so my letter and the way it's set up is kinda stinky bad, sorry! um. if someone tells me how to set the page up so u can click on a link and it'll teleport u there i'll update this page with that! i just don't remember :[

but yeah here's my scuffed mess; i don't know why the dropdown stuff is that bad either.

General Likes:

  • AU's; the more specific, intricate, and detailed the better! I love me a good:

    • 60's/70's/80's/90's AU

    • BDSM AU (Where people have a biological imperative to either dom or sub)

    • Medieval AU

    • Space AU (especially getting a bit dystopian with it!)

    • Crossovers with some of my other favorite pieces of media:

      • Fire Emblem

      • Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

      • Vocaloid

  • Usage of HTML/CSS elements in a work (Just be mindful of not incorporating flashing effects, please!)

  • Present Tense

  • Incorporation of Martyn's Datastream Lore (doesn't have to be a 1 to 1 adaption! I just love seeing different spins and variations on it and the themes present within)

  • Hybrids/Unusual Hybrid Traits! Some of my favorites include:

    • Mooblooms

    • Vultures

    • Androids

    • Spiders

    • Basically, if it lost the mob vote, go for it!

  • Emphasis on queerness, including:

    • Poly Relationships (feel free to mix and match relationships I have tagged!)

    • T4T

    • Aromantic and/or Asexual Characters

  • Mental Health Issues; this can be explorations of:

    • Anxiety

    • BPD

    • system/plurality

    • general self worth issues, etc!

Sex Likes

  • Actual sex. Not sure where else to put this, but, like, yay! Anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, oh, my! Oh, and muffing, too.

  • Tiddies. Boobies. Breasts. All the above

  • BDSM, including:

    • weird BDSM dynamics (get poly with it!)

    • Nonsexual Kink

  • Genital Torture, including:

    • Cock & Ball Torture

    • Clit/Pussy Torture

    • Cervix Penetration/Torture

    • Chemical Play (capsacin, menthol)

    • Stinging Nettles

    • Figging

    • Genital Pumping

    • Sounding (including bladder penetration)

  • Body fluids/other weird things with the body:

    • Watersports, including:

      • Omorashi (piss holding)

      • Pissing Inside

      • Piss Drinking

      • Injecting liquids inside the bladder

    • Lactation, all lactation

    • Menstrual Sex (I love period oral!)

    • Oviposition, including insertion of eggs and egg-laying.

  • Impact Play, including:

    • Spanking

    • Flogging

    • Whipping

    • Caning

    • Switches (a thin branch)

    • "Pain Sticks"

    • Dragon Tails

  • Bondage, including:

    • Leather bondage

    • Shibari

    • Honor Bondage

    • Unusual bondage, etc!

  • Interactions, including:

    • Praise Kink

    • Slutshaming

    • Humiliation/Degradation (Including public humiliation ie. a BDSM AU)

  • Orgasm play, including:

    • Chastity Devices

    • Breeding Kink

    • Edging

    • Overstimulation

    • Orgasm Denial

    • Ruined Orgasms

    • Multiple Orgasms

  • Consent Play, including:

    • Consensual non consent (In particular, surprise scenes are very fun!)

    • Certain dubious consent elements (eg. character withholding using their safeword)

    • Cuckolding

    • Sexual gaslighting (eg. lying about a sub orgasming when they didn't actually)

    • Somnophilia

    • Aphrodisiacs

  • Roleplay, including:

    • Weird hybrid sex (I love moobloom hybrid Martyn, for instance!) (Look, this was the best category I could get it in)

    • Pet play, combining these two to make a hybrid either act like themselves (eg. dog hybrid doing puppy play) or specifically not (eg. dog hybrid doing kitten play)

    • Human Furniture

    • Forced Feminization (in a "gender euphoria" way; enabling a trans woman to be trans in a safe space, essentially)

    • Forced Masculinization (similar as above, except with trans men)

    • Essentially, 'forcing' someone to take on a role they're not; this can also go for hybrid play or more!

  • Corruption Kink and corruption kink accessories, including:

    • Virginity Kink

    • Hypnosis

    • Vampiric Thrall

  • Recording sex, sexting, pornos, etc

  • Power play, including:

    • Mommy/Daddy Kink

    • Selfcest (I LOVE it when different versions of a character get mad and fuck nasty at each other)

    • Sugar Mommy/Daddying

    • Paypigging (insisting on paying for things)

    • Findom (insisting the other person gives money/pays for things)

    • Age Gaps

    • Age Differences

    • Power Imbalances, like:

      • Professor/Student

      • Boss/Employee

      • King/Subject

      • Maid/Lord

      • And more!

  • And basically anything else I've written previously, if this list feels too constricting.

General DNW

  • Non-canonical/non-setting appropriate respawn mechanic major character death, suicide/suicide attempts

  • Characters working in modern law enforcement/army settings (Mecha and Superhero AUs are an exception)

  • Familial relationships, kidfics, Found Family

  • Chatfic

  • Hair colour epithets for characters known by the narrative (ie. the brunette, the blond, the bluette)

  • Ear Wings

  • Gore of any kind (Organs, cutting off limbs, hand/eye trauma, cannibalism, etc); mentions of past injury is an exception

  • Nonsexual choking

  • OCs with a major presence in the fic (ie. a cashier, receptionist, etc. can exist, but they shouldn't feature for long), Reader Insert, Narrative 1st/2nd person POV (Epistolary is an exception)

  • The following AUs:

    • Musical Theater AU

    • High School AU

    • My Little Pony AU

    • Angels & Demons AU

    • Fae & Fairies AU

    • Merpeople AU

    • Tattoo Artist/Flower Shop AU

    • Homestuck AU

  • Any references to or mentions of:

    • Harry Potter

    • Real-world politics

    • Life Series Watcher/Listener lore

    • Zombie Apocalypses

    • Actual pregnancy (pregnancy fetish is an exception, as long as the pregnancy is a fantasy) or abortions

    • Content creators Lemonthyne, including characters they've created (Mayor Louis from Vampires SMP or Kitty from Bannerfall SMP, for instance), Iskall85, or Stressmonster101

  • Emphasis on bigotry (passing mentions are fine, as long as they aren't the focus); usage of slurs within fics (including made-up slurs or "clanker")

  • Unhappy endings (ambiguous/open endings are an exception)

  • Emphasis on (passing mentions are an exception):

    • Grian

    • Smajor1995

    • MythicalSausage

  • RPF

  • Gender bending a trans character (ie. making Apo a man in any capacity), exception being making Cleo transmasculine

  • Making Martyn, Cleo, Apo, or Ren skinny in depictions

  • Flashing/strobing lights, eyestrain

Sexual DNW

  • Cannibalism, necrophilia, knife play, vore

  • "Realistic" mobfucking/bestiality (ie. real-life animals, like dogs or horses; fantasy mobs/creatures like wardens or dragons are an exception)

  • Scat/feces play

  • Prolapse (anal or vaginal)

  • Transformation (ie. gender transformation or object transformation), extreme inflation (somewhat realistic inflation ie. cumflation or inflation via saline injections is an exception)

  • Detrans (ie. forcing a trans man to respond positively to being treated femininely), antiquated gender roles (like 1950's housewife roleplay), cis man dom/trans man sub, gaybreaking (making a gay character straight)

  • Extreme focus on weight of a character in a fetishistic manner (inclusion of fat characters and describing them as such is great!)

  • Excessive description of mouths/saliva

  • Usage of 'master' or 'slave'

  • Catholic religious kink

  • Nonconsensual sex (noncon) in any form, drugs/alcohol intox (aphrodisiacs are an exception),

  • Actual incest, sibling incest play

  • Blood play (Vampiric blood drinking is an exception), sexualized self-harm

  • Fire play (wax play is an exception), burning, branding

  • Cakeverse

  • Mean dom False or Cleo (sadistic is an exception!)

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<details> <summary>Stuff I'm cool with that other people might not be: </summary>

  • Mobfucking, given it's a fantasy mob that can reasonably, based on species, give consent (ie. a piglin, a dragon, a warden, etc.)

  • Body kinks/fetishes, like:

    • Scent Kink

    • Foot Fetish

    • Armpit Fetish

    • Belly Kink

    • Squirting

  • Needles, Injections, Piercings

  • Micro/Macro (extreme size differences)

  • Stuffing, food-related kink

  • Omegaverse

  • Messy relationships, breakups, divorces, infidelity/cheating

  • Baby trapping, given that no actual pregnancy occurs (ie. attempted baby trapping that's thwarted)

  • Non-catholic religious kink

  • Self destruction, self hatred

  • Possessive/unhealthy relationships

  • Furries/anthros

Recursvie Work Suggestions

I've got a lot of fics. A LOT. My Ao3 can be daunting, so here's some (usually) shorter fics that could be fun to recurse, plus some directions to take it in and potential tags to hit! (Just to be clear, you can recurse any fic of mine you deem fit! This is just a starting place.)

Another note: You could feasibly hit the following tags with almost any of my fics: 'Neurodivergent Character' (Martyn's BPD), 'Lying' (If Martyn's there), 'Impact Play,' 'Fingers In Mouth' (Martyn's ever-present hand and finger kink), 'Bladder Control' (Jibb's…. I shan't say it),'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/74933916"> Be me, 24, post LARP session</a> - A drabble about Martyn exploiting character bleed to fuck Ren. A more extended cut of both the LARP and their nasty sex afterwards could be fun! 'Character Bleed', 'Hate Sex', 'Armor Kink', 'Clothed Sex', 'Dirty Talk'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/62194948">rat husbandry</a> - Rat-hybrid Martyn breaks into Ren's house in the most brushed-aside home intrusion ever, and Ren takes him in. There's a lot of fun sex to be had with this, especially considering Ren's kink for taking more control over Martyn. 'Macro/Micro,' 'Power Imbalance,'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/72259116">muffled</a> - Cleo muffs Apo while Martyn gets cucked. High potential for them to do it again, and either Martyn gets cucked harder or he becomes an active participant, potentially with Cleo and/or Apo realizing how easily forcefemmable he is. 'Muffing,' 'Forced Gender Presentation,' 'Overstimulation,' 'T4T,' 'Predicament Bondage,'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/72259846">gentle induction</a> - In Vampires, Martyn comes to Ren, begging for him to help take the pressure off. Ren hypnotizes him. An idea could be Martyn asking for it again, and Ren obliging. 'Hypnosis,' 'Orgasm Control,' 'Guided Masturbation,' 'Experience Gap,' 'Dirty Talk,'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/75164531">cum tinted glasses</a> - Apo gets pissed at Martyn's weirdness around wearing glasses and makes him eat spicy food to make him suffer; afterwards, Cleo and Ren direct her to cum all over Martyn's glasses. This polycule has a lot of potential for weird porn in general, and individual dynamics within the group (ie. Martyn and Apo being subs who both attempt to dom each other, Cleo and Apo's seemingly animosity) could be fun to explore! 'Jealousy,' 'Orgy,' 'Bickering,' 'Food As A Metaphor For Love,'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/80442281">the pain is easy</a> - Martyn's recalcitrance earns him a difficult punishment from Ren, including muzzles and breathplay. There could be a future fic where Martyn gets punished again with the muzzle, and with whatever else kinks need to be hit (something with piss kink?) 'Muzzle Kink,' 'Gags/Forced Silence,'

  • <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/77349046">it's freezing in here</a> - Ren has a rather brutal scene with Martyn, including shoveling snow in his ass and using it as a cupholder. The ending in particular could be a great launching point for some of Martyn's issues, or how he tries to avoid them. Plus, tying False and Martyn's jealousy of the way Ren loves her into things could be interesting (especially considering the proxy line.) 'Proxy Sex,' 'Sadism,' 'Safeword Use,'