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General Likes:

• AU's; the more specific, intricate, and detailed the better! I love me a good:

  • 60's/70's/80's/90's AU

  • BDSM AU (Where people have a biological imperative to either dom or sub)

  • Medieval AU

  • Space AU (especially getting a bit dystopian with it!)

  • Crossovers with some of my other favorite pieces of media:

    • Fire Emblem

    • Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

    • Vocaloid

• Usage of HTML/CSS elements in a work (Just be mindful of not incorporating flashing effects, please!)

• Present Tense

• Hybrids/Unusual Hybrid Traits! Some of my favorites include:

  • Mooblooms

  • Vultures

  • Androids

  • Basically, if it lost the mob vote, go for it!

• Emphasis on queerness, including:

  • Poly Relationships (feel free to mix and match relationships I have tagged!)

  • T4T

  • Aromantic and/or Asexual Characters

• Mental Health Issues; this can be explorations of:

  • Anxiety

  • BPD

  • system/plurality

  • general self worth issues, etc!

Sex Likes:

• Actual sex. Not sure where else to put this, but, like, yay! Anal sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, oh, my! Oh, and muffing, too.

• Tiddies. Boobies. Breasts. All the above

• BDSM, including:

  • weird BDSM dynamics (get poly with it!)

  • Nonsexual Kink

• Genital Torture, including:

  • Cock & Ball Torture

  • Clit/Pussy Torture

  • Cervix Penetration/Torture

  • Chemical Play (capsacin, menthol)

  • Stinging Nettles

  • Figging

  • Genital Pumping

  • Sounding (including bladder penetration)

• Body fluids/other weird things with the body:

  • Watersports, including:

    • Omorashi (piss holding)

    • Pissing Inside

    • Piss Drinking

    • Injecting liquids inside the bladder

  • Lactation, all lactation

  • Menstrual Sex (I love period oral!)

  • Oviposition, including insertion of eggs and egg-laying.

• Impact Play, including:

  • Spanking

  • Flogging

  • Whipping

  • Caning

  • Switches (a thin branch)

  • "Pain Sticks"

  • Dragon Tails

• Bondage, including:

  • Leather bondage

  • Shibari

  • Honor Bondage

  • Unusual bondage, etc!

• Interactions, including:

  • Praise Kink

  • Slutshaming

  • Humiliation/Degradation (Including public humiliation ie. a BDSM AU)

• Orgasm play, including:

  • Chastity Devices

  • Breeding Kink

  • Edging

  • Overstimulation

  • Orgasm Denial

  • Ruined Orgasms

  • Multiple Orgasms

• Consent Play, including:

  • Consensual non consent (In particular, surprise scenes are very fun!)

  • Certain dubious consent elements (eg. character withholding using their safeword)

  • Cuckolding

  • Sexual gaslighting (eg. lying about a sub orgasming when they didn't actually)

  • Somnophilia

  • Aphrodisiacs

• Roleplay, including:

  • Weird hybrid sex (I love moobloom hybrid Martyn, for instance!) (Look, this was the best category I could get it in)

  • Pet play, combining these two to make a hybrid either act like themselves (eg. dog hybrid doing puppy play) or specifically not (eg. dog hybrid doing kitten play)

  • Human Furniture

  • Forced Feminization (in a "gender euphoria" way; enabling a trans woman to be trans in a safe space, essentially)

  • Forced Masculinization (similar as above, except with trans men)

  • Essentially, 'forcing' someone to take on a role they're not; this can also go for hybrid play or more!

• Corruption Kink and corruption kink accessories, including:

  • Virginity Kink

  • Hypnosis

  • Vampiric Thrall

• Recording sex, sexting, pornos, etc

• Power play, including:

  • Mommy/Daddy Kink

  • Selfcest (I LOVE it when different versions of a character get mad and fuck nasty at each other)

  • Sugar Mommy/Daddying

  • Paypigging (insisting on paying for things)

  • Findom (insisting the other person gives money/pays for things)

  • Age Gaps

  • Age Differences

  • Power Imbalances, like:

    • Professor/Student

    • Boss/Employee

    • King/Subject

    • Maid/Lord

    • And more!

• And basically anything else I've written previously, if this list feels too constricting.

Stuff I'm cool with that other people might not be:

• Mobfucking, given it's a fantasy mob that can reasonably, based on species, give consent (ie. a piglin, a dragon, a warden, etc.)

• Body kinks/fetishes, like:

  • Scent Kink

  • Foot Fetish

  • Armpit Fetish

  • Belly Kink

  • Squirting

• Needles, Injections, Piercings

• Micro/Macro (extreme size differences)

• Stuffing, food-related kink

• Omegaverse

• Messy relationships, breakups, divorces, infidelity/cheating

General DNW:

• Non-canonical/non-setting appropriate respawn mechanic major character death

• Gore of any kind (Organs, cutting off limbs, etc)

• Reader Insert

• Found Family

• Any references to or mentions of:

  • Harry Potter

  • Real-world politics

  • Life Series Watcher/Listener lore

  • Zombie Apocalypses

  • Actual pregnancy (pregnancy fetish is fine) or abortions

  • Content creator Lemonthyne

• Emphasis on bigotry (passing mentions are fine, as long as they aren't the focus)

• Unhappy endings (ambiguous is fine)

• Emphasis on (passing mentions are fine):

  • Grian

  • Smajor1995

  • MythicalSausage

• RPF

• Girlbossification (making a woman/fem-presenting character a mean dom when they simply would not be); this goes in general, but in particular with False or Cleo.

• Gender bending a trans character (ie. making Apo a man in any capacity), exception being making Cleo transmasculine.

• Making characters like Martyn, Cleo, or Ren skinny in depictions.

Sexual DNW:

• Cannibalism, necrophilia, knife play, vore

• "Realistic" mobfucking/bestiality (not a fantasy mob, ie. dragon or warden)

• Scat/feces play

• Prolapse (anal or vaginal)

• Transformation (ie. gender transformation or object transformation), extreme inflation (somewhat realistic inflation ie. cumflation or inflation via saline injections is fine)

• Detrans (ie. forcing a trans man to respond positively to being treated femininely), antiquated gender roles (like 1950's housewife roleplay), cis man dom/trans man sub, gaybreaking (making a gay character straight)

• Extreme focus on weight of a character in a fetishistic manner (inclusion of fat characters and describing them as such is great!)

• Excessive description of mouths/saliva

• Usage of 'master' or 'slave'

• Nonconsensual sex (noncon) in any form, drugs/alcohol intox (aphrodisiacs are fine)

• Actual incest, sibling incest play

• Blood play (Vampiric blood drinking is an exception), sexualized self-harm

• Fire play (wax play is fine), burning, branding

Prompts:

• While these are some of my favorite dynamics to explore with these characters, feel free to mix and match!

• Apokuna/Martyn with themes of mutual vampiric thrall. Weird, messy, codependent and they're STILL at each other's throats the whole time about it.

• Martyn/Ren pining. One of them wants the other, but they can't actually have them, or can only have them in a limited capacity.

• False/Ren in an established relationship. They've been fucking for a LONG time. They're so well acquainted with each other, and they're still so sickeningly in love or whatever that they're still so awkward.

• Martyn/False. They rotate around each other so nicely. Can be on their own (Martyn on Hermitcraft or False in Life Series), or Ren can be mashing their faces together like dolls. Your choice!

• Martyn/Skizz in some kind of fucked up power dynamic. Skizz loves having control, and Martyn loves feeling like he has all the control while the other person only thinks they do.

• My weird fucked up polycule suggestions time. I love any combination of:

  • Apo/Avid/Cleo/Martyn/Pearl/Ren in a Vampires characterization context.

  • Cleo/False/Joe Hills/Martyn/Ren/Skizz.

• Martyn's Datastream lore getting in the way of him forming real connections, but him nevertheless attempting via sex.

• Honestly, just whatever the fuck is going on with Martyn at all times. His rock-bottom self esteem, his intrinsic belief that he's unworthy of love, all of that getting challenged by the people around him. Doesn't have to be successful, of course!

• I love themes of divorce, infidelity, etc. Getting confronted for cheating and trying to use sex to squirm out of it is one of my favorites!